詹姆斯壁画再次被毁珍妮巴斯打趣洛杉矶有这么多波士顿人

[Mason] Jeanie Buss on LeBron James murals getting vandalized: "They're not Laker fans, I guess I just didn't realize how many people from Boston live in Los Angeles"

珍妮-巴斯谈詹姆斯的壁画被蓄意破坏：“他们不是湖人球迷，我才发现有那么多波士顿人住在洛杉矶呢！”

[–]CelticsFLS_Carnage 871 指標 4小時前

Bill Simmons roaming the streets at night destroying LeBron murals.

凯尔特人球迷：比尔-西蒙斯（著名记者/分析师，凯尔特人铁粉）半夜在大街上游走，到处破坏詹姆斯的壁画。

[–]uncreativeshack 409 指標 3小時前

Bill Simmons is beside himself begging(thru texts) laker fans for the addresses of LeBron murals

比尔-西蒙斯情绪失控，通过短信祈求湖人球迷给他詹姆斯壁画的地址。[译注1]

[译注1]：以上两条是模仿小乔丹撕毁与独行侠口头协议后的新闻：“独行侠老板马克-库班的情绪已经失去控制。库班现在正在达拉斯市中心开车晃悠，通过短信向德安德鲁-乔丹家人乞求乔丹的家庭住址。”这一新闻后被证实为假。

[–]SupersonicsMaskedBandit1 109 指標 3小時前

still the best pasta

这梗永远玩不烂啊。

[–]Toronto416ix 108 指標 3小時前

That fuckin Bill Simmons boomed these murals

MLGBD比尔-西蒙斯咣叽给这些壁画炸了一下。[译注2]

[译注2][美国JRs之声]詹姆斯曾盛赞隔扣自己的塔特姆并关注其Ins，连说四遍“他太棒了！”>>凯尔特人随队记者：在东决抢七结束后，我听到勒布朗在更衣室里大喊：“他逮住我了”，指代塔特姆在他身上完成的那个隔扣。“MLGBD塔特姆咣叽给我炸了一下。”詹姆斯补充道。“他太棒了！”勒布朗重复说了四遍。后来，勒布朗表示，他想把塔特姆加到这个夏天和他一起训练的球员名单中。

[–]SupersonicsMaskedBandit1 97 指標 3小時前

Brad Stevens yells “We got a fucking mural now!” Kyrie hugs him and says “The Paintings look so different ”

布拉德-史蒂文斯大声喊着：“咱现在的这幅壁画真TMD像样！”欧文拥抱了他然后说：“这壁画真是变样了啊。”[译注3]

[–]Jazzsoapy_goatherd 102 指標 2小時前

Al Horford yelled out, “There you go! There you go.” Scary Terry Rozier gave a look of pleasant surprise. Guard Kyrie Irving yelled out, “We got an [expletive] sabotage now.” And before Brad Stevens tagged the newly painted wall, former ESPN columnist Bill Simmons hugged him and said, “But first, here’s Pearl Jam.”

艾尔-霍弗德大声喊着：“干得漂亮！干得漂亮！”罗奇尔脸上挂满惊喜。后卫凯里-欧文大声喊着：“咱这手恶意破坏可真TMD像样！”在史蒂文斯标记一处新创作的壁画之前，前ESPN专栏记者比尔-西蒙斯拥抱了他然后说：“但首先呢，咱来听一下Pearl Jam乐队的最新单曲。”[译注3]

[译注3]：以上两条改编自[美国JRs之声]骑士大换血起死回生上下一心，美JRs兴奋不已将全队YY成同人小说>>。终场哨响，克利夫兰骑士队的总经理科比-奥尔特曼自豪地站在更衣室门外，等待着在周日下午跟勒布朗-詹姆斯和他这支凯旋的焕然一新球队的成员们碰个拳。受伤的前锋凯文-乐福大声喊着：“干得漂亮！干得漂亮。”神射手凯尔-科沃尔脸上挂满惊喜。后卫JR-史密斯大声喊着：“咱现在这伙人真[TMD]像样。”詹姆斯打开更衣室大门，NBA名宿凯文-加内特拥抱了他然后说：“你骑真是变样了啊。”

[–]MavericksJillSteinsBot 721 指標 4小時前

Dear Kobe i wrote you but you ain't callin

I left my cell, my insta, and my AAU team at the bottom

“亲爱的科比，我写给你的信你收到了吗，为什么不回我。

我把我的电话号码、Instagram账号、高中篮球队队名都写在了信末。”[译注4]

[译注4]此处往下均为对Eminem歌曲《Stan》的改编。值得注意的是，在这首歌一炮蹿红后，Stan这个词也就有了新的一层含义——脑残粉。美国网友在这里是用科比脑残粉的口吻将歌词缓缓道来。

[–]76ersBackOut2Allen 225 指標 4小時前

i sent two tweets back in autumn, you must not-a got’em

“秋天我在两条推特里艾特了你，你肯定没收到消息提醒吧。”

[–]imlyingdontbelieveme 120 指標 3小時前

There probably was a problem with the internets or somethin Sometimes I scribble my tweets too sloppy when I post em

“肯定是网络问题或其他什么别的。有时我发推特的时候比较潦草。”

[–]wtb_ships 111 指標 3小時前

But anyways, fuck it, what’s been up man, how’s your Oscar?

“不过就那么地吧，妈的话说回来，你最近过得怎么样，你的奥斯卡搁哪放着呢？”

[–]Pacersthe_dayman56 78 指標 3小時前

I’m bout to win an Oscar in Space Jam 2

“我会凭借《空中大灌篮2》拿到奥斯卡。”

[–]crispyiris 97 指標 3小時前

Imma name her Bronny

“我会给她起名叫布朗尼（詹姆斯儿子）。”

[–]SupersonicsAlfalfa_Centauri 88 指標 2小時前

I went and saw that Uncle Drew movie, I'm sorry

I had a friend kill himself over some PG who didn't want him

“我去看了《德鲁大叔》这部电影，很抱歉。

我有一个朋友因为PG不要他而轻生了。”

[–]wrestleastavaganza2 61 指標 2小時前

I know you probably here this everyday, but I’m your biggest fan

I even got the Lower Marion shit you did back then

“我知道你每天都能听到这些，但我真的是你最大的粉丝。

你在劳尔梅里恩高中的集锦我这还收藏着呢。”

[–]wxm16 59 指標 2小時前

I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man.

I like the dunk you did on Howard too, that shit was fat.

“我有一间房贴满了你的海报和照片。

我还喜欢你在霍华德头上的扣篮，那可真带劲。”

[–][LAL] Magic JohnsonAvrproX17_Game 16 指標 2小時前

Off topic, but that song fucked me up, I was an Eminem hater until I heard than one, now I’m a huge fan and respect his work.

湖人球迷：跑个题哈，这首歌真是把我迷的不要不要的。我以前是个Eminem黑，直到我听到这首歌之后就路转粉了，现在我是他的狂热粉丝并且尊重他的作品。

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantdakak36 122 指標 3小時前

I'm 100% convinced it's all Bill Simmons and Doc Rivers

湖人球迷：我100%相信那是比尔-西蒙斯和道格-里弗斯干的。

[–]NBAkibretw 109 指標 4小時前

LeBron hate is everywhere. It is probably highest in Chicago, Boston and LA, but it's everywhere.

詹黑无处不在。芝加哥、波士顿和洛杉矶尤甚。但真的是哪里都有。

[–][CHI] Lauri Markkanen12temp 75 指標 3小時前

we went 5-16 against Lebron in the playoffs. Now we will never even have an opportunity to get revenge.

公牛球迷：我们季后赛对阵詹姆斯5胜16负，而现在我们连报仇的机会都没有了。

[–]Jazzbad_with_stress 213 指標 2小時前

Even if he stayed in the East, you still probably wouldn't.

爵士球迷：就算詹姆斯留在东部你们多半也没机会。

[–][ATL] Paul Millsapgreenie7680 18 指標 1小時前

Dude I would kill for fucking 5-16, the Hawks are ZERO AND TWELVE VERSUS LEBRON.

One more time, 0-12 and we can never do shit about it now (b/c lol not making Finals anytime soon)

老鹰球迷：兄弟，5胜16负你还不满啥啊，要啥自行车啊？我鹰对阵詹姆斯0胜12负！！！

再说一次，零！胜！十！二！负！而我们现在也报不了仇了。（因为我鹰近几年内都不可能打进总决赛，哈哈哈！）

[–]LakersIFeedonKarmaa 11 指標 2小時前

Up until Kobe's last year or two there were haters everywhere. People are gonna hate the guy that shit on their team throughout their career. As soon as they retire the threat is gone and all that hate turns into respect.

湖人球迷：直到科比退役的前1-2年，科黑仍无处不在。人们总是会痛恨那些在职业生涯中暴虐自己主队的球员。但那些球员一旦退役，对自己主队的威胁消失，痛恨会立马变为尊重。

[–]Kittens4Brunch 10 指標 2小時前

LeBron has never played a single playoff game against an LA team. The tiny minority of LeBron haters that are Lakers or Clippers fans are straight up idiots.

詹姆斯从没在季后赛中对阵过洛杉矶球队。那些极少数痛恨詹姆斯的快船和湖人球迷都是完完全全的蠢蛋。

[–][MIN] Terrell BrandonThorvaldsonMusic 174 指標 4小時前

It's a false flag operation by lebron fans. Or possibly clipper fans. Or maybe jeanie buss herself

脑洞大开：这是詹姆斯球迷们扛着红旗反红旗！或者也有可能是快船球迷，也有可能是珍妮-巴斯自己。

[–][LAL] Nick Youngasharifa24[] 382 指標 4小時前

ITT: People who can't take a joke

If someone like Steve Kerr or Pop said this everyone would be lapping it up

湖人球迷：预计这个帖子里会出现一堆开不起玩笑的JR。

珍妮-巴斯这句话要是从史蒂夫-科尔或波波维奇口中说出来的话大家估计得捧上天吧。

[–]Lakersyazalama 76 指標 3小時前

Jeannie is old school and bleeds purple and gold. Of course she's gonna make a lighthearted joke about our biggest rivals.

湖人球迷：珍妮-巴斯是个传统的人，身上流着紫金血液。她当然会针对我湖最大的宿敌开个轻松愉快的玩笑啦。

[–]Cavaliersfarmerwouldsay 25 指標 2小時前

I can't imagine any Boston fans being upset Lebron is in the West now.

骑士球迷：就是啊，凯尔特人球迷怎么会对詹姆斯去西部感到不满呢，高兴还来不及呢。

[–]CelticsSpaceJamChangedMe 14 指標 2小時前

Amen

凯尔特人球迷：谢天谢地他终于走了。

[–]CelticsMattLovesYou 7 指標 1小時前

I'm pretty happy with his decision to leave, yeah

凯尔特人球迷：我确实对于詹姆斯离开东部的决定感到很开心。

[–]Celticsholla4adolla96 12 指標 4小時前

Personally I'm pretty happy Lebron's out of the East

凯尔特人球迷：个人来讲，我对詹姆斯离开东部感到很开心。

[–]Celticsbrajpop 12 指標 3小時前

Yo lol

凯尔特人球迷：高兴得都嗨起来啦，哈哈哈哈哈！

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